Review: "How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants)" Gives Us Transcendence in Trousers
How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants)
Created and performed by Lex Alston, Becca Canziani, Brooke Ferris, Lynn Hodeib, and Ania Upstill
Presented by Butch Mermaid Productions at wild project
195 E 3rd St, Manhattan, NYC
April 1-4, 2026
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| Lex Alston, Becca Canziani, and Brooke Ferris. Photo by Ruby Goldner. |
As audience members make their way to their seats, they are greeted by a white-clad, blue-haired angel (Butch Mermaids founder Ania Upstill) with a clipboard who checks them in along with the other guests on their rsvp list, all of whom are saints. This is Saints' Heaven, after all; and assisting the first angel is a second (Lynn Hodeib), less composed and capable and more interested in breaking out her snack food. The second angel and the minimalist set also partake in the blue and white theme (Kempe [Brooke Ferris], when she appears, is dressed in solid blue, an echo of the angelic perhaps hinting at her self-importance). The occasion is St. Marinos's Day, and part of the celebration involves reenactments, the method by which the saints share their stories with one another. Marinos (Lex Alston), though, is supremely shy, as embodied hilariously but relatably by Alston. Marinos has to be led onstage and prevented from leaving again after they stumblingly introduce themself to the audience. Their reenactment, when it comes, expands on these introductory details, with a story that involves Marinos becoming a monk like their father, raising a child who also became a monk, and being discovered upon their death to have "boobs!" That this discovery is declared in the same line "A miracle!" seems like a handy dodge for the patriarchal authorities.
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| Lex Alston, Becca Canziani, and Brooke Ferris. Photo by Ruby Goldner. |
The play, which in its program credits M.W. Bychowski's scholarship on trans saints as a source of inspiration, reminds us that the archive is not always trustworthy and suggests alternative avenues in the search for truth (it is perhaps relevant that the voice of God, when it comes, is polyvocal, in a clever bit of staging that has the cast speaking in unison with their backs to the audience). As the characters come to and engage in that search, they engage in a little audience interaction and a lot of physicality–no doubt reflective of the amount of clowning experience collectively held by the cast–from the choreographed passing of years in Marinos's reenactment (which also sees Upstill playing the Catholic Church with a headpiece somewhere between costume and prop) to Margery Kempe's R&B-style song for the divine love of her life and Joan's climactic musical spoken-word/dance number. There, as throughout, How to Become a Saint (while wearing pants) makes transgressiveness sparkle.
-John R. Ziegler and Leah Richards


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